Flatout: Ultimate Carnage kills! FUCk

I love racing games, and MaxShrek has picked up another of the new XBox 360 racers, Flatout: Ultimate Carnage (which we abbreviate as FUC). Since the mass-trading of such titles as Ninety Nine Nights and Hitman, along with some other junk, games have been procured (sic) and reserved: Blazing Angels 2, FUC, and Stuntman: Ignition; reserved titles remaining are Half Life Orange Box, Beautiful Katamari, and Thrillville: Off the Rails... Seem to be alot of fekkin' videogame titles with full colons in them, unlike a certain Republican president from the 80s.



Return from tangent.. FUC looks beautiful, and when I get bored, all I want to do is FUC. FUC-king is nice, when taking a break from slaughtering piglets online with Halo 3 (which, btwimhop, is fantastic if not overly familiar), and it's nice to be able to say that I FUC with my XBox 360. The graphics are awesome, the water FX are great, and, what's this? No slow-down? Yep, no slowdown! I'll have to jump into this title sometime today to get a better feeling for the title. Maybe fling some drivers across the racetrack or something.


!! News Flash !!

We've received information that the cool stuff we've been waiting for will be debuting sometime before Halloween! (ETA, subject to change!) Keep checking in! All 3 of you...........