Well, there's a severe weather alert up here for December 13th. Should start sometime tomorrow around 10am, finish up around midnight. So that's 12 to 14 hours of snow! So what do we get? 2 feet? 1 foot? Nope. 7 inches of snow, rain, and sleet. The NWS says "travel only if emergency." Well, Max's loveley commute is 30-40 minutes to the south of the home office in Fragville, NY, and it's right in the middle of where the snow goes from "oh look snow" to "holy fuck, snow!"
Max's workplace shocks people by its existence, and is unknown how it survives. Not to mention the staff.. An "important" person who works there shows up and drinks before, during, and after work, and he is held in such high regard by the so-called "boss". Remember, kids, if you don't go out drinking with the boss, your future is dull! Let us not forget the staff- "Oh no it's snowing, I can't make it, yet live 5 minutes away!" .. that is, if you can understand what they are saying.. Max is happy he found a place to work closer to Fragville, up in Poughkeepsie, where things appear to be much brighter.
Knarf has finished another semester at the Fragville Institution for Higher Learning and Explosive Management today, and will be coming home to check out games and wait for the snow and keeping egoes in check (or simply pondering them and giggling at the insanity of it all.) Wonder if he's going to get a big straw to snort the snow up, like a Bionic Rick James? "Bitches, this snow is GONE!"
All I can say is "roffle waffle" and stuff like that to it all. It's crazy.
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