12.16.2007

Memo from the Desk of: Ice


So, now it's snow, ice, wind, and rain, and probably locusts and dogs... if you believe the weather reporters up here. You would think the end was nigh. The weather report for Sunday has varied from 1 inch to 12 inches, sub-freezing and above freezing temperatures, and even one was for warm weather and sunshine! Granted, the latter was a report from San Diego, so you know the value put into weather reports.



I guess that means more gaming- Arkadian Warriors, Knarf's quest to complete Beautiful Katamari... maybe even try to get passed a certain crap level of Project: Sylpheed. Hard sonovabitchen game level that is. Off to nothing..

12.12.2007

Memo from the desk of: Snow



Well, there's a severe weather alert up here for December 13th. Should start sometime tomorrow around 10am, finish up around midnight. So that's 12 to 14 hours of snow! So what do we get? 2 feet? 1 foot? Nope. 7 inches of snow, rain, and sleet. The NWS says "travel only if emergency." Well, Max's loveley commute is 30-40 minutes to the south of the home office in Fragville, NY, and it's right in the middle of where the snow goes from "oh look snow" to "holy fuck, snow!"

Max's workplace shocks people by its existence, and is unknown how it survives. Not to mention the staff.. An "important" person who works there shows up and drinks before, during, and after work, and he is held in such high regard by the so-called "boss". Remember, kids, if you don't go out drinking with the boss, your future is dull! Let us not forget the staff- "Oh no it's snowing, I can't make it, yet live 5 minutes away!" .. that is, if you can understand what they are saying.. Max is happy he found a place to work closer to Fragville, up in Poughkeepsie, where things appear to be much brighter.

Knarf has finished another semester at the Fragville Institution for Higher Learning and Explosive Management today, and will be coming home to check out games and wait for the snow and keeping egoes in check (or simply pondering them and giggling at the insanity of it all.) Wonder if he's going to get a big straw to snort the snow up, like a Bionic Rick James? "Bitches, this snow is GONE!"

All I can say is "roffle waffle" and stuff like that to it all. It's crazy.

12.10.2007

Chrismakwanzaakah

Since I can't pronounce it, HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS and a PRETTY DAMN GOOD NEW YEAR, dicks!

12.07.2007

Pinball: The Good Times by MaxShrek



I remember seeing this machine at an old arcade. Just Fun 2 at the Orange Plaza Mall in Middletown, New York. This mall is now located underneath a bizarre collection of a Wal*Mart with some other stores on the top, in front, and a Staples, EBGames, Old Navy, and still more stores in the back, on the bottom. What it is, take a long mall, cut the back off, and shove it under the front.

The old mall was a long cavernous tomb-like dark dusty crapfest in 2 levels. I think it had a Sears and a JCPenney as anchors. There was a lower level, but it was odd. Take the escalators in the middle down, make a right at the wall at the bottom, and there was the lower level. An ungodly expensive music store, a smelly Burger King, a shitty Pizza joint, and some other randomly placed shops. In one corner was an elevator and escalator back to the top floor- to the entrance of the JCPenney.

The top floor had an arcade, nice enough, with 3 pinball machines and some Indian guy who smelled really bad managing it. Just Fun. Oddly enough, the lower level had another arcade, Just Fun 2. These days, one arcade in a mall would shock you, but this place had two! Just Fun 2 had the Addams Family, and I'd never seen it. Well, it was the mid-90s (1993? 1994?) so the machine was new. The manager in JF2 didn't know how to set the tilt bar, so high scores would be coming soon, and replays turned $1 into 2 to 3 hours of non-stop play. I think my unofficial high score was 2.25 billion- 1.15 billion until the ball got stuck on the top of Thing's hand; another 1.1 billion after opening the machine, losing the score, and getting the ball back into play. Tour the Mansion twice and completed.. use Thing Flips until the flipper is so weak, that it's useless to use, and I end up letting the ball drop to attempt more Bear Kicks, by now reaching an insane 100 total kicks.. how many tunnel hunts? How many times had I smacked Cousin It? Why is the electric chair empty? (pre-Uncle Lester):


This machine, the sounds, the lights, the play, was (is) one of the better machines I'd seen, and I've played tons of them: the bad Gottlieb tables, the SuperPins, those goofy Williams titles like Funhouse, Whirlwind, and Earthshaker (immortalized in Mr. Bungle's debut album).

In the later part of the '00s, pinball is pretty much all but nostalgia, save Stern making machines, and the Family Guy, Simpson's Pinball Party, and South Park machines attempting a comeback. I've yet to see those virtual pinball arcade machines, but I would love to have one. Until then, there is PinMAME, thanks to the patience of ROMdumpers and table creators, pumping out near-perfect machines to play on your PC: Star Trek TNG, Attack From Mars, Black Knight 2000, Haunted House... the list goes on... even that horrid machine, GorGar- even though it was the first talker and blazed a trail, this machine was crap.. and forget about KISS pinball. Is that your doorbell, or is somebody playing KISS?

The XBox Live Arcade for the XBOx360 has Pinball FX, with 4 fairly decent tables for around $10 after translation of MSPoints on the service- another 4 tables are coming soon! Totemball on XBLA has a pinball table stuck in there, too. Admirable effort, but not all there. There must be some type of pinball for the PS3 and Wii coming, but I've yet to see them pop up.

Hopefully pinball will live on, as long as there are people who collect and upkeep the machines, and realize there is a market for gamers, beyond the graphic violence and blood splattered fun of many of today's videogame titles. Just, please, nothing like Cactus Jack or Spy Hunter or NES Pinball or Caveman or Baby Pac-Man or... yeah, there were lots of bad ones.

But I'll always have that arcade in my memory, with the Addams Family machine beckoning me to get another replay, and waste another hour of my life, which had many hours waiting to be burned. Because there was nothing else fun to do in Middletown, New York.


The Internet Pinball Database
Game Archive
Pinball.com
PinMAME
Visual Pinball

broken link? TFB

12.04.2007

New Pencil Shavings & Maxwell Einstein Stores at Cafepress

The CafePress rules are getting a bit weird, so while the Pencil Shavings store and Four Tokens store will both remain open at Cafepress, they are limited to 1 graphic per store (we've got 2 graphics total).

*edit January* :
Seems we've stumbled upon the reason and have adjusted accordingly.. Stores are UP!!
and....

Fragville University Wear!!


** 95% of the proceeds from the above stores will be used for website maintenance, production budgets, equipment and graphic-editing software, travel expenses, and gaming software, Live accounts, and hardware.... if we make money doing this!! **

12.01.2007

Forza Autos: Part 2

Knarf's been working the Forza custom creator, and has the new Maxwell Einstein Charger design getting close to consumable goodness!



MaxShrek has found his Warhol^360 project from a couple of years back:




.. teh creativity is madness!